I had to cackle

Hubby got me Microsoft Office today, for the new computer. So, you know, I can't complain any more and I have to actually get some work done. That's cool.

Hubby being Hubby, he is not one to just give me Word and Excell. I also get a bunch of stuff I'll never need. He just can't help himself. But the new machine has lots of hard drive space, so it's no big deal. He can load this puppy up, I won't care.

"I'm putting Alcohol on here, too."

"What's that?"

"I don't know why they call it Alcohol, actually."

"Well, what does it do?"

"It lets you mount--"

He got that far. I could not stop cackling, except to chime in with,

"software that didn't seem all that attractive, earlier in the evening?"