Friday, December 14, 2007

Gimme a "P!" Gimme an "M!" Gimme an "S!"

At this point, I can count on the fingers of one hand the people who have not jumped completely on my last nerve, in the past 24 hours:

*Hubby. Hubby is battin' a thousand, these days.

*Wave, who told me last night that I looked "Wonderful".

*Actually, everyone at the Country Store, last night, except that one guy who got on my nerves. Can that still count as just one finger? May I also stipulate that he wasn't TRYING to get on my nerves? And that I would probably not have minded him, if I were not preparing for The Most Wonderful Weeeeeeeeek of the Monnnnnnnth?

*Son #4

*A couple of girlfriends. Like Cyndie, who is talking me down on AIM, as I type.

OK, that is more than 5 people. I feel slightly better. But only slightly. Because I have PMS. And I KNOW I HAVE PMS. For the uninitiated, that means I am totally ready to rip you a new one, if you deserve it. The self-restraint I exhibit the rest of the month is Not Going to Help You Now, so Pour Some Sugar on THAT.

You have been warned.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Whew, glad to know I am *not* getting on your nerves! LOL

Hang in there, this too shall pass! The nerves stuff, not me getting on your nerves...oest I confuse you as I have done myself!

Heee heee!

Christine said...

Oh, I know. When I mentioned this to Hubby, his first response was, "WHAT HAVE I DONE?" He looked like he was ready to run for the border.

He was very relieved to discover he was on the short list of people not driving me insane.

I had no idea I was this terrifying. I should harness my powers more properly.