They are performing. There is no cover charge. And they want you to join them. Because open mic night is fun.
This is Dana. Dana will dance with you. Dana will tell you you are the most attractive woman in the room. Dana will then tell your husband to go home and have sex with you. Dana loves women. Men who love women are fun.
This is Lisa, with her sisters-in-law. They are having fun. Because leaving the house is fun.
In 2 weeks, I am going again. If you have the sense God gave you, you will be there.