"I need to think of something to blog about. I haven't written shit, lately."
Yes, that is what I said, day before yesterday, to Knot.
I swear to God, I knew, when this arrived in the mail, that my bloggy prayers were answered. America, you have lost your minds. Know how I know?
Pardon the lousy picture. It is an advertisement that arrived with some coupons. It explains the Cottonelle Ultra 3 Steps to Luxury.
Step 1: Dry---that would be toilet paper, familiar to all you westerners.
Step 2: Flushable Moist Wipes
Step 3: Dry AGAIN. Because apparently those wipes are SO moist, you need to revisit.
I'm sorry. I appreciate the value of a clean and non-stank rear end as much as the next person. But this is ridiculous.