Son #1's history teacher: North Korea is not a nuclear power and we have no reason to be concerned about their nuclear weapons program.
Son #2's history teacher: Ronald Reagan was beloved by the American people because he was so liberal.
Son #3's class: Boys are not allowed to express pro-life opinions, because they will never give birth.
Son #4's class: getting pregnant in 7th grade is "awesome," because it means you have already had sex. And using words like "essentially" means your vocabulary is unnecessarily large.
Also: when you tell your parents this stuff? They basically have a stroke.