And now, for something to make my female readers run screaming from their desks....
It's a lazy, weekend morning. Hubby wants to make a Hearty Breakfast, which requires a trip to buy bacon. Which means he needs a shower. Walking down the hall, he hears the sound of running water.
"Who's in the shower?"
All are accounted for, except for Son #2. But it turns out he wasn't in the shower, after all. He was going to the bathroom.
For a very long time.
"That's a mighty stream, my son has! Wow! No weak pee, for my boy! I am so proud! Listen to that!"
Son #1, standing in the hall, can't take it.
"SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP! Good GOD, Dad! Do you have to talk about him PEEING?"
As a mom, I hear the trigger phrase that pulls me into any familial conversation.
"HEY! Don't tell your Dad to shut up."
"Oh, come ON, Mom! Look me in the face and tell me you don't wish Dad would shut up, right now. Dad, you sure are lucky Mom loves you."
For the record, Son #2 was still peeing, throughout this entire exchange. Hubby is in awe.