Thursday, December 27, 2007

Lessons Learned at 40: Life's Too Short

I've been 40 all of 2 months, and so I am ready to pontificate.

Life is too short to sit through bad music. If the band is bad, give 'em three songs to change your mind, and then get the hell out.

Life is probably too short to do a lot of other stuff, but tonight that's all I've got. If you're sitting at the bar thinking, "I should be scrubbing toilets," it's time to call a cab.


ALF said...

HI! I tagged you over at my blog. I didn't post the rules because I'm crazy like that. You have to post 7 things about yourself.

Doug just informed me, "You look like crap. Go to bed." So, I'm off...

Christine said...

When will men learn that the proper phrasing is:

"Oh, baby, get in bed and I'll bring you some soup. You look like you need some rest."