Monday, December 31, 2007
the most terrifying bird of prey in the Western Hemisphere
While cooling my heels in the dining room at the Robert Trent Jones Golf Course (Son #3 was in the men's locker room, getting his finger taped), I noticed this logo. I can't believe I've been coming here for at least a decade, and never saw it before.
I can hear his squawky voice, now, raining terror from above.
"IF BEAK NOT SCARE YOU.
IF TALONS NOT SCARE YOU.
ME HAVE TWO GOLF CLUBS.
YOU DIE NOW!"
I'd like to see the islamofascists deal with some of THAT.
Honestly, though, lunch was yummy and, as I have stated before, the place is packed with relaxed orthopedists, so it's a great setting for a little post-prandial football injury.