We've been back for 2 days.
The night we returned, the Sons spent with their best friends. Great for them, great for the friends, great for me and Hubby because we could enjoy a silent house.
Son #1 puts on his swim trunks, and his friend takes one look, and says:
"Where'd you get that suit? The Gay Store?"
Son #1 knew exactly what to say.
"Why, Jack? Are you attracted to me?"