Went to the gym, where I spent an hour making GRRR faces while lifting weights. Came home and of course I had to check my email before I got in the shower. Son #4 came up behind me and gave me a big hug and kiss on the cheek.
So I asked him.
"Don't I STINK?"
"Not really, but you don't smell like peaches, like you usually do."
Peaches! Wow! That kid is gonna be a terrifyingly effective lady killer.