Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Dear Idiot Bitch

You think you can ignore us for the holiday season and we'll be ready for you when you come back? You think you can just rely on us when you want to, and everything will be just fine?

Think again.

We kinda hate you right now, and you are going to have to just deal with it. Don't come crying to us. It is all your fault, and you know it.

Suck it up,

Your Hamstrings


Sue said...

Well, uh, okay... I'm sorry? (hugs)

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Cynthia said...

I totally snorted when I read this....sorry!


Andrea said...

Did you throw up again after spin class?

Christine said...

Thanks for the sympathy. I'm OK. And, no, Andrea, I did not throw up again. I just...am a bit on the sore side.

Really, just...don't skip the gym. Just don't.

ALF said...

You're too funny.

Kerry McKibbins said...

so funny.