I read this on Rol's blog and I had to give it a try. Thankfully, my beloved John Prine has written or performed a long list of songs, many of which have some pretty quirky titles.
Pick an artist, and using ONLY SONG TITLES from only that artist, cleverly (preferably) answer these questions. This is harder than it seems! (Well, that kinda depends who you pick.)
1. Are you male or female?
Pistol Packin' Mama (although I am, sadly, unarmed)
2. Describe yourself.
Ain't Hurtin' Nobody
3. How do you feel about yourself?
4. Describe your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend.
5. Describe your current boy/girl situation.
(We're Not) The Jet Set
6. Describe your current location.
Just the Other Side of Nowhere
7. Describe where you want to be.
8. Your best friend(s) is:
You Mean So Much To Me
9. Your favorite color is:
Flashback Blues (poor John Prine, his songs are pretty exclusively blue)
10. You know that:
You Never Can Tell
11. If your life was a television show, what would it be called?
We Must Have Been Out of Our Minds
12. What is life to you?
Diamonds in the Rough
13. What is the best advice you have to give?
Blow Up Your TV