The other night, one of my flirtin' buddies asked me if the Sons' friends had ever said I was a Hot Mom. "Because if I were 15, I would totally think you were."
I of course told him that none of my sons friends think I am hot. Mostly, of course, I was thinking that all my sons' friends have seen me at 4 am at a sleepover, when I am not only not hot, I am also not nice. BECAUSE I WANT THEM TO SLEEP. My flirtin' buddies generally see me with brushed teeth and an enthusiastic attitude.
But then I went home and asked Son #1.
"Well, actually, (one friend of his who's here a lot) has mentioned it several times, BUT JEEZ, MOM, I ASSUMED HE WAS JOKING! THAT IS DISGUSTING!"
So, now Son #1 is mortified, and my flirtin' buddy is also mortified that he is coming across as "a dirty old man."
I, however, am feeling pretty spiffy.
;)
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Aahahahahah. You're a MILF now.
*sings* Stacy's mom has got it goin' on...
Heeeee heee heee! I think it's a riot! Oh, and as for mortifying DS #1, go for it! It's fun to mess with them!
; )
congrats on being a hot mom!
I do have to say, who cares what your son thinks, because WHAT A COMPLIMENT. Okay, okay, OF COURSE you should care what your son thinks. But still, hot mom is pretty imporant!
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