Saturday, January 26, 2008

Mr Backrub's Plan to Fix the World

Once I start mentioning you again and again, you earn Nickname Status on the blog. That way I can talk about you without worrying I'll embarrass you. So, here's to YOU, Mr Backrub. I bet you know who you are, even though I only devoted about 2 seconds to choosing your nickname...

Mr Backrub told me, the other night, of his great idea to eliminate the need for viagra, cialis, and all those other drugs.

"What we should work on is a pill that makes semen taste like chocolate. All the women in the world would say, 'Come to me, Willie Wonka!'"

I think that would probably go a long way towards establishing world peace, too.

7 comments:

Sue said...

Oh I so agree with him. If they could do that... wait.. is this TMI? hahahahaha

I love chocolate. hahahahah

ALF said...

I don't like chocolate! What will I do???

Christine said...

Yeah, I actually thought of you, when he mentioned it. I heard recently that pineapple juice is good as a...well, a digestive aid to flavoring, shall we say.

I won't tell you whether or not Hubby and I have tried it, but I will tell you that I mentioned it to Mr Backrub. I think he's going to the grocery store, this week.

Jill said...

It DOESN'T taste like chocolate you're saying?!?!?! Oh wait...that's right...they made it to taste like that new Umami protein flavor they just discovered instead...that's right. :-0 :-0 :-0

Christine said...

I challenge all my readers---Next time, work "umami" into the conversation. Report back. It will be hilarious.

Ms. Q said...

Bwah-hahahaha! I love that, "Come to me, Willie Wonka!"

I read something about a man should drink grapefruit juice or some such thing to me it taste great ("less filling!")

I wonder if for some women it would make them stop eating chocolate?

Tina said...

OMG. I was totally gonna lurk my way thru your posts and about 15 posts down I came to this and had to comment. Hysterical!