Once I start mentioning you again and again, you earn Nickname Status on the blog. That way I can talk about you without worrying I'll embarrass you. So, here's to YOU, Mr Backrub. I bet you know who you are, even though I only devoted about 2 seconds to choosing your nickname...
Mr Backrub told me, the other night, of his great idea to eliminate the need for viagra, cialis, and all those other drugs.
"What we should work on is a pill that makes semen taste like chocolate. All the women in the world would say, 'Come to me, Willie Wonka!'"
I think that would probably go a long way towards establishing world peace, too.