Son #1 got some great stuff from Hot Topic for Christmas. The other day he wore one of his new shirts to school. He looked great. He thought he looked great. All the girls thought he looked great.
His teacher, however, did not. While insulting one of his regular targets, he managed to zing Son #1, as well.
"You're an idiot, but at least you don't look as gay as _____ does, in that shirt."
That's some enlightened public education, right there. Makes me proud to send my kids to school.