Stolen from Shamelessly Sassy:
I am a crappy communicator, even though I do it for money; actually, I think that is WHY I do it for money.
The Sons have a friend over to spend the night; everyone in the family has a crush on Guitar Boy.
If I use a curling iron, I can delay getting a haircut for a very long time.
I buy pink stuff so the boys won't lose it for me.