Not long ago, Son #4 declared that we needed juice glasses. The glasses we had in the cabinet were too large for juice.
My arguments that, firstly, any glass from which you drink juice becomes a juice glass, and secondly, that nothing prevents you from pouring a small amount of juice into a tall glass, were met with extreme eye-rolling and sighs.
A couple of weeks ago, I was at the thrift store and found several juice glasses. Cute ones, too-green glass with little flowers on the side. So I bought them, and put them in the cabinet.
Son #4 just drank something. And what did he say?
"You know what I really don't like? Green glasses. They make everything look green."
I. Give. Up.