Thursday, July 03, 2008

Why are Hershey bars so thin?

..so that men can just slide them under the bedroom door, when their women are in the throes of "I am just going to spend the next few days moping. Give me chocolate and step out of the way."

6 comments:

ALF said...

I don't like chocolate. Do you think he could slide french fries under the door for me? They're squishy. It might work.

Sue said...

Dahahaha! I think I might get into the s'mores supplies now...n

Jill/Twipply Skwood said...

Oh! Well there had to be a reason! Hope it did the trick!

Christine said...

alf-If they are McDonald's fries, yes, I think it can be done. McDonald's fries are thin. So, you know, he could lay out a big piece of paper, and spread them in a single layer, and then slide them...

Damn sure better be HOT, though. And salty.

Penelope said...

Does this work with teens and how can I get wine under the door???

Ms. Q said...

Hmm. Chocolate and thinking about SALTY.

Those Dove discs are pretty thin as well. And Ghiradelli squares. Never can figger out the Ghiradelli. Similar to not being able to spell (or say) Worchestershire which seems to have too many or too few silbles (yes, I do know how to spell syllable) depending.

So those Dove chocolates could be slide under the door or even thwacked through to get it closer to the bed. If you had hardwood floors.